13 Things About Heidi

13 years together, almost 11 in marriage.  9 different vehicles, an apartment and a house.  3 different universities.  8 jobs between the two of us.  Me to Iraq twice, currently in Afghanistan.  My favorite - the 3 beautiful, smart, funny offspring we share together.

Heidi and I have shared a lot of things together.  Here are just 13 quick things that you may or may not know about her.

1.)    Heidi is the most creative person I’ve ever met.  She’s also the most thoughtful.  She has the ability to turn the simplest idea into some pretty fancy luggage tags.  When she does something like this, it has not only a practical use, but it has a deeper, special meaning.

2.)    Heidi has a serious problem…her obsession with Burt’s Bees chapstick is beyond ridiculous.  I would rather listen to all the mean things she says while she’s in labor than have her around without her chapstick…sorry, not just chapstick, but Burt’s Bees.

3.)    If it were not for the Garmin GPS I’m not sure Heidi would know how to navigate any
where.

4.)    I may have had several speeding tickets, but I’ve never tried to run over a tree in the middle of the road…in a Dodge Neon.

5.)    Heidi can rarely sit down and watch a movie in it’s entirety.  She either falls asleep 20 minutes into it, or she is grading papers or folding laundry or anything else besides watching.

6.)    Heidi has not been officially diagnosed, but in my professional opinion she becomes narcoleptic between the hours of 8-930 pm.  It stops after 930 because she’s usually already passed out by then.

7.)    Heidi is a terrific teacher.  She has helped dozens of her students become published poets.   (She is twice published herself, by the way.)  She started a poetry coffeehouse and a Veteran’s Day program at school.  She is impacting the lives of America’s youth in and out of the classroom, teaching them not only hyperboles, participle phrases, and Shakespeare, but some life lessons along the way.

8.)    Heidi will not try new foods…especially if that food once upon a time lived in any type of water.

9.)    Heidi will never be allowed to clean behind the refrigerator without my permission and my presence.  She didn’t understand that you can’t just shove the thing back against the wall without first making sure you’re not going to crush the power cord, resulting in a huge black spark up the wall, a tripped breaker, a trip to the gas station to get ice, a lot of research to find someone that carried a replacement power cable, a $75 replacement power cable, and who knows how much time spent replacing a stupid power cable that was crushed when she just shoved the thing against the wall.

10.) Heidi rarely will take a mid-day nap.  This is usually to my benefit on Sunday afternoons.  After all, someone has to watch the kids.

11.) She is a wonderful mother of three beautiful children.  Those three kids are beautiful not only on the outside, but on the inside as well, of which Heidi has had a huge part in developing.  They do not yet realize how fortunate they are to have the mom that they do.  One day they will.

12.) Heidi has no idea how blessed her husband is for having her.  She is not told often enough how much she is loved and appreciated.   I have put her through a lot in the decade we’ve been married.  There’s no one out there that I’d rather spend the rest of my life with.  Maybe that wasn't really a fact about Heidi, but still wanted to throw it in there.

13.) Heidi knows how to play the piano, although she doesn't play it often enough.

Bonus:  Okay, I did almost accidentally push Heidi into a pool of like 20 sharks on our honeymoon.  It’s only because she was partially leaning over the edge to get a closer look and when I grabbed her she about jumped in.  Heidi definitely screamed.  Would you believe that out of all the people there I was the only one who laughed?  I still laugh.  They were only nurse sharks.